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Sonic and Chip's Foodie Adventure

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"Where we gonna go next, Sonic?  Let's go back to Chun-Nan and get some more of those dumpling-thingies!"

"Chip, how many times do I have to tell you?  I need to save my rings up so that I can buy ridiculous amounts of chili dogs.  They're my favorite, and they give me the most experience points for the least amount of rings."

"Then what do you do with the rings that you save?"

"Uh... buy more?"

"You're no fun..."

"I am too.  Do you want me to get my butt kicked every time I have to go through another nighttime level?  Besides, I buy you some foods.  I even gave you one of my chili dogs."

"They're too spicy..."

"And I'm the one who's no fun, eh?  Tell ya what- let me level up my health bar a few more times, and we'll go try a couple of new things this afternoon."

"Yaaaay!!!" And with that, the two went back to Apotos for a few hours.  After redoing Windmill Valley, Act Two countless times, Chip, doing the backstroke through the air, wailed "I'm hungry..."

"Can I just get a couple thousand more?"

"But I'm starving..."

"You're not starving.  You had so many of those kebab-things this morning that the shop owner had to close down for the day to make more."

"But I'm a growing boy!  I need my nutrition!"  Sonic was on the verge of tossing him off the edge of the railing overlooking the sea at this point, and it was showing.  He took a deep breath and thought to himself quietly.

"Well, I could always come back and get more rings..."

"Ohpleaseohopleaseohpleeeease!!!"

"Alright," the blue hedgehog said with a sigh.  "Where do you want to go first?"

"Yippee!  Let's go to Adabat- we haven't tried anything there yet!"

"Chip, I'm not that big on seafood..."

"Then get one of your chili dogs.  But you have to have at least one bite!  Besides, Wikipedia said that hedgehogs like cat food."

"I don't know a single hedgehog that does.  And you know that anyone can edit Wikipedia.  Now are we going or not?"

"Yes!  Uh- where's that one guy with the plane?  The one whose job I stole?"

"Tails?  He's waiting at the border with the Tornado."

"Doesn't he have anything better to do than sit at the border and wait for you to finish?"

"Well, like you said- you did steal his role."

"Oh, right."

 

 

 

A tiny plotline that popped into my head this morning as I was playing Sonic Unleashed. This may/may not be finished. This is the first entry in my sister series of random plotlines, 'Adventures in Fan Fiction'.

Sonic and Chip (c):iconminisonicplz::iconsegalogoplz:
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1Werehog's avatar

That was cute!